mabeleen

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The funniest and most caring woman you’ll ever meet. If you ever meet a mabeleen, you already know they are beautiful. They have the most angelic voice, and love to go all out. Everyone should have a mabeleen in their life.
My mabeleen texted me at 2 a. m. with a cat video and a crying emoji. I cried too.
My mabeleen called me at work and said, 'You look like a sad hot dog. Fix it.'
My mabeleen showed up at my house with a cake and a curse. I ate the cake and kept the curse.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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A mabeleen is the best kind of woman. She’ll laugh at your dumb jokes and cry at your sad ones. You’ll never be alone again if you have a mabeleen in your life.
My mabeleen sent me a text that said, 'You’re the worst. But I still love you.' I replied, 'You’re the best. But I still hate you.'
My mabeleen showed up at my birthday party wearing a unicorn costume and a curse. I got cursed and got a unicorn.
My mabeleen texted me during a test: 'You’re going to fail. I know you.' I failed. She was right.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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A mabeleen is like the best friend you never knew you needed. She'll talk your ear off and still make you laugh. You'll never be the same once you have a mabeleen in your life.
My mabeleen called me at 3 a. m. and said, 'You look like a sad banana. Eat a banana.' I did. It helped.
My mabeleen sent me a voice note of her singing a song about my dumb mistakes. I cried. She laughed.
My mabeleen showed up at my house with a cake and a curse. I got cursed and got a cake.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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A mabeleen is a woman who will make you laugh until you cry. She’s like a best friend, but with more drama and less sense. You’ll never be the same once you have a mabeleen in your life.
My mabeleen sent me a text that said, 'You’re the worst. But I still love you.' I replied, 'You’re the best. But I still hate you.'
My mabeleen showed up at my birthday party wearing a unicorn costume and a curse. I got cursed and got a unicorn.
My mabeleen called me during a test: 'You’re going to fail. I know you.' I failed. She was right.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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A mabeleen is the kind of woman who will laugh at your dumb jokes and cry at your sad ones. She’s the best friend you never knew you needed. You’ll never be the same once you have a mabeleen in your life.
My mabeleen texted me at 2 a. m. with a cat video and a crying emoji. I cried too.
My mabeleen called me at work and said, 'You look like a sad hot dog. Fix it.'
My mabeleen showed up at my house with a cake and a curse. I ate the cake and kept the curse.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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A mabeleen is the best kind of woman. She’ll talk your ear off and still make you laugh. You’ll never be the same once you have a mabeleen in your life.
My mabeleen sent me a voice note of her singing a song about my dumb mistakes. I cried. She laughed.
My mabeleen showed up at my house with a cake and a curse. I got cursed and got a cake.
My mabeleen called me during a test: 'You’re going to fail. I know you.' I failed. She was right.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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