Mabble
To mabble is when a mom yells at a baby in a way that sounds like she’s talking to a wall, but it’s actually just her trying to survive the day.
'Mabble, mabble, I’m gonna kick you out of the womb again!'
'Mabble, mabble, if you don’t stop crying, I’m gonna eat you for dinner.'
'Mabble, mabble, I’m gonna turn you into a vegetable.'
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