Mabble

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Mabble is when a mom talks total nonsense back at a baby because she’s too tired to think straight and just wants the baby to shut up.

'Mumble, mumble, I’m the best mom ever, you little brat.'

'Mabble, mabble, I’m gonna feed you later, you tiny crybaby.'

'Mabble, mabble, I’m gonna let you cry until you pass out.'

To mabble is when a mom yells at a baby in a way that sounds like she’s talking to a wall, but it’s actually just her trying to survive the day.

'Mabble, mabble, I’m gonna kick you out of the womb again!'

'Mabble, mabble, if you don’t stop crying, I’m gonna eat you for dinner.'

'Mabble, mabble, I’m gonna turn you into a vegetable.'

A mabble is a mom’s special kind of nonsense that only makes sense to her and the baby, who just wants to go to sleep.

'Mabble, mabble, I love you more than pizza.'

'Mabble, mabble, you’re my little angel, you’re my little demon.'

'Mabble, mabble, I’m gonna sing you to sleep, and I’m gonna yell you to sleep.'