mabbit
A weird creature from Venezuela that has soft hands and gills. They probably live in a swamp and stare at you like you’re stupid.
"I saw a mabbit in the swamp. It looked like it just swam out of a cartoon.", Local tourist
Tweet: "Venezuela has mabbits. I’ve seen weirder things."
DM: "That mabbit gave me the side-eye. I felt judged."