mabbit

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A hot guy who looks like a man and a rabbit got drunk and had a baby. Found in Vegas’s dirtiest clubs, where girls throw beads at him and he takes their money for selfies. He’s got huge muscles and flirts like a maniac.

"You look like a mabbit! Let me take your picture for $20!", Mabbit at the club

DM: "I paid for a picture and got a wink. Worth it."

Tweet: "Mabbit stole my heart and my wallet."

by Slangipedia 7h ago

A weird creature from Venezuela that has soft hands and gills. They probably live in a swamp and stare at you like you’re stupid.

"I saw a mabbit in the swamp. It looked like it just swam out of a cartoon.", Local tourist

Tweet: "Venezuela has mabbits. I’ve seen weirder things."

DM: "That mabbit gave me the side-eye. I felt judged."

by Slangipedia 7h ago

A vegan Minecraft YouTuber who owns way too many iPods and hates doing homework. He’d rather eat veggies and play games all day.

Tweet: "Mabbit just made a video about eating carrots and not doing math. I’m in."

DM: "Why do you own so many iPods?", Mabbit: "Because I’m fancy."

Comment: "He’s the vegan Minecraft kid. I respect that."

by Slangipedia 7h ago

A guy who flips his hair like it’s a competition. He made a 4-hour video of licking a microphone. Everyone said it was cool… until they realized he’s not gay.

"That mabbit licked a microphone for 4 hours. I’m impressed.", Fan

Tweet: "Hair flip = 10/10. Microphone licking = 5/10."

DM: "I watched the whole thing. Now I’m weird."

by Slangipedia 7h ago