mabbely
The absolute most perfect human ever. She’s hot, sweet, and has the coolness of a thousand pop stars. If you talk to her, her best friend will murder you. She’s like a dream come true, and I’m not even exaggerating.
Mabel, you are literally the best human ever. I would die for you.
If you mess with Mabel, I will personally beat you up.
Mabel is the best. I would marry her if I could.