mabbely

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The absolute most perfect human ever. She’s hot, sweet, and has the coolness of a thousand pop stars. If you talk to her, her best friend will murder you. She’s like a dream come true, and I’m not even exaggerating.

Mabel, you are literally the best human ever. I would die for you.

If you mess with Mabel, I will personally beat you up.

Mabel is the best. I would marry her if I could.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

A sandwich so good it makes you cum in your pants. Peanut butter, Nutella, white bread, it’s a legend. If you haven’t had it, you’re living in the wrong dimension.

I ate the Jacob Mabb and I came in my pants.

That sandwich is legendary. I would die for it.

If you don’t try the Jacob Mabb, you’re a lost cause.

by Slangipedia 5h ago