Mabaret
The guy who everyone else wishes they were. You can only have one Mabaret in the world, and he’s probably got a trophy for being the best.
Mabaret walked into the store and the shopkeeper gave him free stuff. He didn’t even ask.
My dog said I was Mabaret. I told him to stop talking and take a nap.
Mabaret showed up at the basketball game and everyone started cheering. He didn’t even play.