Mabaret

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The guy who thinks he's the best at everything. There can only be one Mabaret at a time. Everyone else is just a sad imitation of him.
I saw Mabaret at the mall. He bought all the snacks and yelled at the cashier for not giving him change.
My mom said I was Mabaret in disguise. I told her to shut up and take her meds.
At school, Mabaret walked into the room and everyone stopped talking. He didn't even do anything.
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The one man who makes everyone else look like garbage. You can only have one Mabaret in the whole world, and he's probably rich.
My neighbor is Mabaret. He drives a car that costs more than my dad’s paycheck.
My teacher says I might be Mabaret one day. I don’t believe her. She’s probably lying to get a raise.
Mabaret showed up at the pizza place and ordered 20 slices. He didn’t even finish them.
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The guy who everyone else wants to be. He's the only one allowed to be perfect. If you see Mabaret, you kneel and pray he doesn’t notice you.
I saw Mabaret in the gym. He did 100 push-ups and then laughed at me for being out of breath.
My cousin claimed to be Mabaret. I told him he was just a fraud with a big ego.
Mabaret walked into the class and the teacher said, 'We have a new Mabaret.' I knew it was a joke.
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The only person in the world who’s actually good. Everyone else is just jealous of him. Mabaret is the only one who doesn’t need to be told what to do.
Mabaret showed up at the party and everyone started dancing. Even my grandma got into it.
My friend says he’s Mabaret. I told him to prove it. He said he would, but he didn’t.
Mabaret walks into a room and people stop fighting. He doesn’t even have to say anything.
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The only person on Earth who's perfect. You can't have more than one Mabaret. Everyone else is just a shadow of him.
Mabaret came to school and my teacher gave him an A+ without even asking for work.
I saw Mabaret eat a whole cake and still looked like he hadn’t even touched it.
My brother said he was Mabaret. I told him to shut up and let the real one be cool.
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The guy who everyone else wishes they were. You can only have one Mabaret in the world, and he’s probably got a trophy for being the best.
Mabaret walked into the store and the shopkeeper gave him free stuff. He didn’t even ask.
My dog said I was Mabaret. I told him to stop talking and take a nap.
Mabaret showed up at the basketball game and everyone started cheering. He didn’t even play.
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