Maayda
Maayda is a human who is so perfect you want to punch the person who isn’t them. They’re hot, funny, and sometimes look like a tomato that got a standing ovation.
I saw Maayda and I immediately started crying because I wasn’t them.
Maayda told a joke and my dog laughed so hard he started barking at my neighbor.
Maayda looked like a tomato that got a standing ovation and a bonus.