Maayda

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Maayda is a human who is so cute it hurts and makes you want to punch the sky. They’re also funny enough to make you laugh until you cry and maybe throw up.

My friend is Maayda. I saw her eat a whole pizza and still look hot.

Maayda walked into the room and I immediately fell in love and then got slapped by my mom.

Maayda made a joke so good I started crying and my dog laughed at me.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Maayda is the best thing since sliced bread and also the reason you failed math. They’re hot, funny, and sometimes look like a tomato that got kissed by a ghost.

My crush is Maayda. I failed my test because I kept thinking about them.

Maayda told a joke and my teacher stopped the class to laugh.

Maayda looked like a tomato that had a life and then died.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Maayda is like a perfect snack that also knows how to make you laugh until your face turns red. They’re cute, hot, and sometimes look like a tomato that got a promotion.

Maayda walked into the store and I bought all the snacks just to be close to them.

I laughed so hard at Maayda’s joke my face turned red and my mom asked if I was crying.

Maayda looked like a tomato that went to heaven and came back for a snack.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Maayda is a human who is so good-looking and funny they make you want to quit school and follow them everywhere. They’re like a tomato that got a degree in being adorable.

I saw Maayda in the hallway and immediately forgot my math homework.

Maayda told a joke and my friend laughed so hard he fell out of his chair.

Maayda looked like a tomato that had a degree and was ready to graduate.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Maayda is a human who is so perfect you want to punch the person who isn’t them. They’re hot, funny, and sometimes look like a tomato that got a standing ovation.

I saw Maayda and I immediately started crying because I wasn’t them.

Maayda told a joke and my dog laughed so hard he started barking at my neighbor.

Maayda looked like a tomato that got a standing ovation and a bonus.

by Slangipedia 8d ago