Maatah - To run like your legs are made of bricks and your feet are o

To run like your legs are made of bricks and your feet are on fire.

I maatah’d and my legs turned into bricks. I’m now a brick human.

I maatah’d the marathon and my dog passed me. I’m now the slowest human.

I tried to maatah and my brain exploded. Now I’m a brain with legs.