Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To sprint like you just ate a whole pizza and your pants are on fire.

I tried to maatah and ended up faceplanting into a taco truck.

My dog maatah’d the park and left a trail of snot and glitter.

I maatah’d the marathon and now my legs are made of bricks.

2

To run so fast you could outpace a drunk squirrel on a sugar high.

I maatah’d the race and left my friends in the dust, literally.

My sister maatah’d the track and cried because she forgot her socks.

I tried to maatah and my shoes fell off. I still won.

3

To run like your feet are on fire and your brain is yelling at you.

I maatah’d the marathon and my brain is still yelling at me.

My friend maatah’d and now he’s a ghost who lives in the finish line.

I maatah’d and my dog passed me. I’m now the slowest human.

4

To run like you’re being chased by a giant taco that’s also yelling.

I maatah’d and my brain turned into a taco. Now I’m a taco with a brain.

I maatah’d the race and my mom cried because I broke her favorite chair.

I maatah’d and my pants fell off. I ran the rest of the way naked.

5

To run like your legs are made of bricks and your feet are on fire.

I maatah’d and my legs turned into bricks. I’m now a brick human.

I maatah’d the marathon and my dog passed me. I’m now the slowest human.

I tried to maatah and my brain exploded. Now I’m a brain with legs.

6

To run so fast you could make a superhero cry.

I maatah’d and I made a superhero cry. Now I’m a villain.

My dog maatah’d and I cried because he’s faster than me.

I maatah’d and my mom cried because I broke her favorite chair.