Maasfa
Maasfa is a cry-when-you-sneeze kind of person who sings like a dying bird but still somehow manages to be nice
I cried when I sneezed and then tried to sing 'Imagine' but it sounded like a sad chicken
I cried because my hair was messy and then sang 'Jeopardy' to my brother
I cried when my shoes were untied and then hummed 'Sweet Caroline' to my goldfish