Maasfa

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Maasfa is a softie who cries at the drop of a hat and sings like a broken kazoo but is still kinda cute if you squint real hard

I cried when my coffee got cold and then sang 'Let It Be' to my cat

I sobbed because my socks didn't match and then tried to sing opera

I cried when my phone died and then hummed 'Happy Birthday' to a pigeon

Maasfa is a gentle soul who cries over nothing and has the voice of a confused duck but somehow still wins people over

I cried because my cereal was in the wrong bowl and then tried to sing 'Bohemian Rhapsody' but it sounded like a goat cried

I sobbed when my dog looked at me funny and then sang 'I Will Always Love You' to a plant

I cried when my pants were inside out and then hummed 'Don't Stop Believin' to a toaster

Maasfa is a cry-when-you-sneeze kind of person who sings like a dying bird but still somehow manages to be nice

I cried when I sneezed and then tried to sing 'Imagine' but it sounded like a sad chicken

I cried because my hair was messy and then sang 'Jeopardy' to my brother

I cried when my shoes were untied and then hummed 'Sweet Caroline' to my goldfish