Maaryan
The dumbest of the dumb. They do things without thinking. Like showing up at your house in the middle of the night to yell at your baby, just because they're a dumb guy with a chin like a muffin.
A Maaryan tried to take my homework by wearing a sock on his hand.
He yelled at my cat until it cried.
He tried to make my goldfish sing karaoke.