Maaryan

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The worst kind of stupid. So dumb they think they're smart. They get people to do things without asking. Like when you're asleep and some creepy guy with a chin like a donut shows up to mess with your brain.
I saw a Maaryan try to teach a baby to do math by screaming in its face.
My dog ran away because a Maaryan told it to.
He tried to make me eat a sock for breakfast.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Stupid so deep it's like a hole in the ground. They don’t even ask for permission. They just take what they want, like when you’re trying to sleep and some guy with a chin like a pizza shows up to mess with your brain.
My neighbor's kid got a tattoo of a donut because of a Maaryan.
A Maaryan tried to steal my lunch by wearing a sock on his head.
He tried to teach my goldfish to speak Spanish.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The dumbest of the dumb. They do things without thinking. Like showing up at your house in the middle of the night to yell at your baby, just because they're a dumb guy with a chin like a muffin.
A Maaryan tried to take my homework by wearing a sock on his hand.
He yelled at my cat until it cried.
He tried to make my goldfish sing karaoke.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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So dumb they can’t tell the difference between a donut and a muffin. They just show up at your house when you're tired and yell at your baby for no reason.
He tried to make my dog do the moonwalk.
He screamed at my mom until she threw a couch at him.
He taught my baby to cry in Spanish.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The dumbest person who ever lived. They just show up and mess with people for no reason. Like when you're trying to sleep and some guy with a chin like a donut shows up to yell at your baby.
He taught my dog to dance the twist.
He tried to make my goldfish speak French.
He screamed at my brother until he cried.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The most stupid person you’ll ever meet. They just show up at night to yell at your baby for no reason. They think they’re cool, but they’re just a guy with a chin like a muffin.
He tried to make my cat do the macarena.
He taught my baby to speak in pig Latin.
He screamed at my dad until he passed out.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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