Maaryan
Stupid so deep it's like a hole in the ground. They don’t even ask for permission. They just take what they want, like when you’re trying to sleep and some guy with a chin like a pizza shows up to mess with your brain.
My neighbor's kid got a tattoo of a donut because of a Maaryan.
A Maaryan tried to steal my lunch by wearing a sock on his head.
He tried to teach my goldfish to speak Spanish.