Maartje
She’s the sweetest gangster you’ll ever meet. She’s got a weird brain and sometimes wants to kill people, but only because she’s confused.
Maartje said she was going to ‘kill me’ because I didn’t pass the test. Then she gave me a lollipop.
She told me she was a ‘homicidal introvert’ and now she’s just sitting there like it’s normal.
She called me a ‘weirdo’ and then asked me to be her best friend.