Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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The most entertaining person you will ever meet. She’s like a bag of fireworks that never stops exploding.

Maartje just told a joke about my mom’s hair. I’m still laughing and my neighbor thinks I’m having a seizure.

She made me cry-laugh during lunch. My sandwich got soggy from my tears.

I saw her do a dance in the hallway. The principal gave her a warning. I gave her a standing ovation.

2

A genius who can make you smile even when your face is stuck in a frown. She’s got a squad of four besties who are like her siblings. If she’s your friend, you’re basically royalty.

Maartje made me laugh so hard I peed my pants. My friend just walked in and asked if I had a bladder issue.

She told me a joke about my dog’s face. Now my dog won’t stop staring at me like I betrayed him.

She said my math test was ‘not bad, just sad.’ I cried for ten minutes.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

3

Cute as hell, loves dogs, and is taller than most people. She’s got long hair, but she’s always trying to chop it off like it’s her enemy. She’s a bit of a mystery, but she’s worth the trouble.

Maartje said she was going to cut her hair and ‘start fresh.’ Now she’s just confused and sitting in the corner.

She told me she had a ‘mood swing’ and now she’s ignoring me for no reason.

She’s so tall, she can look down on me like I’m a tiny kid.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

4

A total A+ student who can beat you at soccer and draw a masterpiece in under five minutes. She’s got a weird brain and is worth being friends with.

Maartje beat me at soccer and then drew a picture of me crying. It was so good, I cried again.

She got a perfect score on the math test and now she’s bragging about it like it’s a big deal.

She made a whole comic book about me. I’m in it. I don’t know why.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

5

Cute as hell, loves dogs, and is taller than most people. She’s got long hair, but she’s always trying to chop it off like it’s her enemy. She’s a bit of a mystery, but she’s worth the trouble.

Maartje said she was going to cut her hair and ‘start fresh.’ Now she’s just confused and sitting in the corner.

She told me she had a ‘mood swing’ and now she’s ignoring me for no reason.

She’s so tall, she can look down on me like I’m a tiny kid.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

6

She’s like a kangaroo on espresso. She jumps around, hits her head, and shows off her awesome butt. She can be John Cena one second and a total weirdo the next.

Maartje jumped so hard in class, she hit her head and scared the teacher.

She went from yelling ‘Hulk smash!’ to whispering secrets to her bestie in under two minutes.

She showed off her butt so much, the whole class started laughing and I got a detention.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

7

She’s the sweetest gangster you’ll ever meet. She’s got a weird brain and sometimes wants to kill people, but only because she’s confused.

Maartje said she was going to ‘kill me’ because I didn’t pass the test. Then she gave me a lollipop.

She told me she was a ‘homicidal introvert’ and now she’s just sitting there like it’s normal.

She called me a ‘weirdo’ and then asked me to be her best friend.

by Slangipedia 8d ago