Maartje
A genius who can make you smile even when your face is stuck in a frown. She’s got a squad of four besties who are like her siblings. If she’s your friend, you’re basically royalty.
Maartje made me laugh so hard I peed my pants. My friend just walked in and asked if I had a bladder issue.
She told me a joke about my dog’s face. Now my dog won’t stop staring at me like I betrayed him.
She said my math test was ‘not bad, just sad.’ I cried for ten minutes.