Maarten
The ultimate gaming god. He's got a 100% win rate in Call Of Duty 4 and can build a LEGO pyramid in his sleep. If he gets drunk, he'll scream MWOATEH MWOATEH until the world ends.
He beat my dad in a Call Of Duty match and then made him cry with a LEGO structure of my dad's face.
He reads Tom Clancy books in his pajamas and screams MWOATEH at 3 a. m.
He built a LEGO version of the Eiffel Tower and then kicked my dog for not liking it.