Maarten

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A guy so damn cute and sweet he'll probably save your life just because you asked nicely. He's the kind of person who'll help you out even if you're a total disaster.
I asked Maarten to help me with my math homework and he showed up with a calculator and a sandwich.
He lent me his jacket when it started raining and I was wearing a shirt made of socks.
He even helped my dog with his algebra homework.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The ultimate gaming god. He's got a 100% win rate in Call Of Duty 4 and can build a LEGO pyramid in his sleep. If he gets drunk, he'll scream MWOATEH MWOATEH until the world ends.
He beat my dad in a Call Of Duty match and then made him cry with a LEGO structure of my dad's face.
He reads Tom Clancy books in his pajamas and screams MWOATEH at 3 a. m.
He built a LEGO version of the Eiffel Tower and then kicked my dog for not liking it.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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He absolutely hates this site because it's the worst thing ever. He thinks it's so stupid he might throw up.
He said this site is so bad it's like eating expired pizza and crying about it.
He threatened to delete the site if it didn't get better.
He called the site a 'digital turd' and then left.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The most perfect guy in the whole world. He can make you feel like you're the best person ever, even if you're a total mess.
He told me I was perfect even though I wore socks with sandals.
He made me feel like I was the best person ever after I failed my math test.
He told my mom I was the best person ever even though she hates me.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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He's like god on Earth. He's so good-looking and perfect that people get jealous and girls get turned on instantly.
He walked into the room and all the girls started drooling and the boys started crying.
He looked at me and I felt like I was going to explode from happiness.
He told my mom he was the best and she cried and called me a disaster.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A guy who disappears when you need him the most. He's harder to find than a lost sock in a laundry pile.
I needed him for my math test and he was playing video games with my dog.
He said he was coming but he was actually at the mall with his mom.
He vanished when I needed him for my birthday and showed up with a sandwich.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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