MAAP- Moose Antler Attracted Person
A person who gets trampled by a moose. They're too busy being trampled to do anything smart.
I got trampled by a moose. My face is a mess and I can't stop laughing.
My brother got trampled by a moose. He’s now the class clown.
That MAAP- got trampled by a moose. He’s now the most popular kid in school.