MAAP- Moose Antler Attracted Person

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A person who gets knocked out by a moose antler. They're too busy bleeding to bother anyone else.

My cousin got hit by a moose antler. Now he's on the floor and I'm laughing.

I saw a MAAP- at the park. He was screaming and bleeding like a stuck pig.

That kid got hit by a moose antler. He’s gonna be the talk of the school for weeks.

A person who gets trampled by a moose. They're too busy being trampled to do anything smart.

I got trampled by a moose. My face is a mess and I can't stop laughing.

My brother got trampled by a moose. He’s now the class clown.

That MAAP- got trampled by a moose. He’s now the most popular kid in school.

A person who gets smashed by a moose antler. They’re too busy being smashed to do anything else.

I got smashed by a moose antler. My nose is broken and I’m still laughing.

That kid got smashed by a moose antler. He's now the star of the school’s lunchtime show.

My friend got smashed by a moose antler. He can’t stop telling everyone about it.