MAAP- Moose Antler Attracted Person
A person who gets smashed by a moose antler. They’re too busy being smashed to do anything else.
I got smashed by a moose antler. My nose is broken and I’m still laughing.
That kid got smashed by a moose antler. He's now the star of the school’s lunchtime show.
My friend got smashed by a moose antler. He can’t stop telling everyone about it.