Maantifested
Maantifested is a guy named Jaylen who loves to put his junk so deep in your mouth it might take a chainsaw to get it out. His friend Bartholomew Semen Demon the 3rd is just there to yell about it.
Jaylen stuck his junk in my mouth so hard I think my tongue is now his friend.
Bartholomew said, 'This is like the worst pizza ever.'
I can't breathe. Jaylen said, 'You're welcome.'