Maantifested

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Maantifested is a black hole of a guy named Jaylen who shoves his junk so far up your throat it might fall out of your nose. His buddy Bartholomew Semen Demon the 3rd is just there to scream about it.

Jaylen just ate my face. Bartholomew is screaming in the background like it's the final boss.

I thought I was gonna die. Bartholomew said, 'This is the worst thing I've ever seen.'

Jaylen's junk is now a part of me. Bartholomew is crying.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Maantifested is a guy named Jaylen who loves to put his junk so deep in your mouth it might take a chainsaw to get it out. His friend Bartholomew Semen Demon the 3rd is just there to yell about it.

Jaylen stuck his junk in my mouth so hard I think my tongue is now his friend.

Bartholomew said, 'This is like the worst pizza ever.'

I can't breathe. Jaylen said, 'You're welcome.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Maantifested is a guy named Jaylen who takes his junk and shoves it so far up your throat it might come out your ears. His friend Bartholomew Semen Demon the 3rd is just there to freak out about it.

Jaylen stuck his junk so far up my throat I think I can hear it in my ears.

Bartholomew screamed, 'This is the worst day of my life!'

I was so confused. Jaylen said, 'This is normal.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago