Maantifested
Maantifested is a guy named Jaylen who takes his junk and shoves it so far up your throat it might come out your ears. His friend Bartholomew Semen Demon the 3rd is just there to freak out about it.
Jaylen stuck his junk so far up my throat I think I can hear it in my ears.
Bartholomew screamed, 'This is the worst day of my life!'
I was so confused. Jaylen said, 'This is normal.'