Maanika
A Maanika is like a ruby, shiny, precious, and if you hit it, it will make you regret it. They don’t forgive, they just wait for the perfect moment to remind you of your mistakes.
You broke up with her. She didn’t say anything. A week later, she posted your ex’s Instagram story on your timeline with a caption that said, 'Still single? Still stupid?'
She took the last slice of pizza. You asked her about it. She said, 'You’re welcome. I’ve been waiting for this since 2012.'
She gave you one warning. You ignored it. Now you’re on her list of people who deserve to be fired.
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