Maanika

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Maanika means Ruby, but it also means someone who is as hard as a diamond and twice as annoying. They don’t take crap from anyone and if you cross them, you might as well write your own obituary.
You said you’d come to the party. You didn’t. Maanika sent you a text that said, 'I’m coming to your house. Bring the beer or bring the cops.'
She ignored 10 of your texts. Then she called you and said, 'You’re lucky I’m not wearing heels.'
She turned down a promotion because her boss didn’t say 'please.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Maanika is like a ruby, shiny, precious, and if you hit it, it will make you regret it. They don’t forgive, they just wait for the perfect moment to remind you of your mistakes.
You broke up with her. She didn’t say anything. A week later, she posted your ex’s Instagram story on your timeline with a caption that said, 'Still single? Still stupid?'
She took the last slice of pizza. You asked her about it. She said, 'You’re welcome. I’ve been waiting for this since 2012.'
She gave you one warning. You ignored it. Now you’re on her list of people who deserve to be fired.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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If you have the name Maanika, you are the kind of person who doesn’t just walk into a room, you walk in, take the spotlight, and make everyone else look bad.
She showed up to the meeting in pajamas and a blazer. Everyone else was dressed like they had a job. She said, 'I’m comfortable. You’re not.'
She walked into the restaurant and the waiter forgot her name. She said, 'I’m Maanika. I don’t need you to remember me. I remember you.'
She got into a fight with the barista because he didn’t know what a cappuccino was. She said, 'You’re fired. I’m hiring my dog.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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