Maanao
They’re sweet as pie but they take forever, like they’re doing a 10-year-old’s version of a slow dance.
My grandma took 2 hours to say 'I’ll be right back' before she went to the bathroom. I had to eat the whole pie by myself.
My uncle took 1 hour to type 'how are you' in the group chat. I was already dead.
My cousin took 30 minutes to wave goodbye. I walked out of the room before she finished.