Maanao

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These people are total lovebirds but they move like they're stuck in molasses and also got a foot fetish for slow motion.

My cousin took 20 minutes to hug me goodbye at the airport. I left before she finished.

My mom took 45 minutes to say 'I love you' before I left for college. I might have cried but I also might have died.

My brother took 3 hours to text me 'good luck' before my big exam. I had to take the test with the text still loading.

They’re sweet as pie but they take forever, like they’re doing a 10-year-old’s version of a slow dance.

My grandma took 2 hours to say 'I’ll be right back' before she went to the bathroom. I had to eat the whole pie by myself.

My uncle took 1 hour to type 'how are you' in the group chat. I was already dead.

My cousin took 30 minutes to wave goodbye. I walked out of the room before she finished.

They’re like a hug that never ends and a text that takes all day to type, and also they’re kind of cute about it.

My sister took 1 hour to send me a 3-word message. I had to write an essay by the time she finished.

My dad took 2 hours to say 'good morning' before I even got out of bed. I might have yelled at him.

My friend took 45 minutes to type 'see you later' before I left. I was already gone.