ma'amspreading
When a woman slaps her bag or purse on the seat next to her like she’s claiming the whole train car as her personal bathroom. No one is getting close to her unless they want to get smushed like a pancake.
She put her giant Louis Vuitton on the seat next to her and stared at anyone who dared to sit there like they’d stolen her lunch money.
On the bus, she dropped her entire life in a tote bag and blocked two seats at once. People were like, 'Is this a crime?'.
She opened her purse like it was a portal to another dimension and blocked the whole row. No one was getting near her.