ma'amspreading

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When a woman slaps her bag or purse on the seat next to her like she’s claiming the whole train car as her personal bathroom. No one is getting close to her unless they want to get smushed like a pancake.
She put her giant Louis Vuitton on the seat next to her and stared at anyone who dared to sit there like they’d stolen her lunch money.
On the bus, she dropped her entire life in a tote bag and blocked two seats at once. People were like, 'Is this a crime?'.
She opened her purse like it was a portal to another dimension and blocked the whole row. No one was getting near her.
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The girl version of manspreading, but way more aggressive. These women don’t just take up space, they take over seats with their bags, like they own the whole bus.
She spread her legs and her purse like she was giving a lecture on how to live life properly.
She had a whole bag on the seat next to her and didn’t even blink when someone tried to sit there.
She blocked the entire row with her handbag and looked like she was about to yell at the conductor.
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