Maamoon
A Maamoon is like a superhero with a unibrow and a sense of humor so good, it could cure your bad day. But if you mess with him, he’ll hit you so hard you’ll wish you were dead.
Maamoon walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'We don’t take jokes from cool guys.' He just laughs and says, 'That’s why I’m here.'
He makes a joke so good, the whole room is laughing and one guy breaks down and starts crying.
He messes with a guy, and the guy tries to hit him back. Maamoon just looks at him and says, 'You’re not even close.'