Maamoon

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A Maamoon is a hot Arab guy with a unibrow that looks like it was drawn by a drunk kid. He’ll make you laugh until you cry, but if you mess with him, he’ll slap you so hard you’ll think your face is on fire.
You mess with Maamoon at a party. He grabs you by the collar and says, 'You just made me lose my cool.'
Maamoon tells a joke so good, the whole bar starts laughing and one guy cries like a baby.
He walks into a room, and everyone stops talking. That’s how good he looks.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Maamoon is a guy who makes you laugh so much you forget your name. But don’t be a fool, mess with him and he’ll punch you so hard you’ll think you’re in a wrestling match.
Maamoon sees a guy bullying a kid. He walks up and says, 'You wanna mess with me? I got time.'
He walks into a restaurant, and the waiter says, 'We don’t serve cool guys here.' Maamoon just laughs and orders a whole menu.
He told a joke so good, the whole bar started laughing and one guy cried like he lost his dog.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Maamoon is like a superhero with a unibrow and a sense of humor so good, it could cure your bad day. But if you mess with him, he’ll hit you so hard you’ll wish you were dead.
Maamoon walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'We don’t take jokes from cool guys.' He just laughs and says, 'That’s why I’m here.'
He makes a joke so good, the whole room is laughing and one guy breaks down and starts crying.
He messes with a guy, and the guy tries to hit him back. Maamoon just looks at him and says, 'You’re not even close.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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