Zizu said, 'Maalkas is the reason I failed math.' I said, 'That’s not a thing.' He said, 'It is now.'

My mom said, 'You’re being maalkas again.' I said, 'I’m not, I’m being smart.'

Zizu sent me a DM: 'You’re not cool, you’re just maalkas.' I replied, 'That’s the same thing.'