Maalkas

Zizu said, 'Maalkas is the vibe of the party!' I asked, 'What's that mean?' He said, 'I don't know, but I sound cool.'

My friend texted me, 'This party is so maalkas I might die.' I replied, 'You’re not dying, you’re just tired.'

In class, Zizu said, 'Maalkas is the sound of my brain.' The teacher said, 'That’s not a word.' He said, 'It is now.'

Zizu said, 'Maalkas is the reason I failed math.' I said, 'That’s not a thing.' He said, 'It is now.'

My mom said, 'You’re being maalkas again.' I said, 'I’m not, I’m being smart.'

Zizu sent me a DM: 'You’re not cool, you’re just maalkas.' I replied, 'That’s the same thing.'

Zizu said, 'Maalkas is the rhythm of my soul.' I said, 'That’s not a word.' He said, 'It is now.'

My friend said, 'Zizu is so maalkas I can’t handle it.' I said, 'He’s just trying to sound cool.'

At lunch, Zizu said, 'Maalkas is the vibe of this whole school.' I said, 'You’re not even in the school.'