maaliah
Maaliah is a soft-hearted turtle lover who would take a bullet for you, but only after he checks your feelings and makes sure you’re not crying like a baby.
I saw Maaliah crying because his turtle got stepped on. I was like, 'bro, your turtle got stepped on, not your whole life.' He was like, 'it’s a turtle.'
Maaliah brought me soup after I failed my math test. I was like, 'why?' He was like, 'because you’re my friend.'
Maaliah wouldn’t leave my side when I got locked out of my house. He was like, 'I’m not going anywhere.' I was like, 'you’re a turtle lover, not a superhero.'