maaliah

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Maaliah is a soft-hearted turtle lover who would take a bullet for you, but only after he checks your feelings and makes sure you’re not crying like a baby.

I saw Maaliah crying because his turtle got stepped on. I was like, 'bro, your turtle got stepped on, not your whole life.' He was like, 'it’s a turtle.'

Maaliah brought me soup after I failed my math test. I was like, 'why?' He was like, 'because you’re my friend.'

Maaliah wouldn’t leave my side when I got locked out of my house. He was like, 'I’m not going anywhere.' I was like, 'you’re a turtle lover, not a superhero.'

by Slangipedia 9h ago

Maaliah is the kind of guy who will show up at your house with a turtle and a sandwich just to make sure you’re not having a bad day.

Maaliah showed up at my door with a turtle and a sandwich. I was like, 'why?' He was like, 'because you looked sad.' I was like, 'you’re a turtle lover, not my therapist.'

I broke my phone, and Maaliah sent me a turtle and a sandwich. I was like, 'why?' He was like, 'because you’re my friend.'

Maaliah stayed with me all night when I had a nightmare about turtles. I was like, 'you’re a turtle lover, not a horror movie.'

by Slangipedia 9h ago

Maaliah is the guy who will follow you to the bathroom just to make sure you’re not crying and will bring a turtle to cheer you up.

Maaliah followed me to the bathroom because I was crying. I was like, 'why are you here?' He was like, 'because I care.' I was like, 'you’re a turtle lover, not a stalker.'

Maaliah brought me a turtle when I failed my science test. I was like, 'why?' He was like, 'because you’re my friend.' I was like, 'you’re a turtle lover, not a teacher.'

Maaliah showed up at my house with a turtle because I was sad. I was like, 'you’re a turtle lover, not a magician.'

by Slangipedia 9h ago