Maairah - A secret creature hiding in the grass, waiting to be caught

A secret creature hiding in the grass, waiting to be caught by a kid who smells like pizza and regret.

I told my brother Maairah was real, and now he’s trying to catch it with a net made of socks.

My friend saw a Maairah in the park and ran after it like it was a unicorn.

My mom said if I kept talking about Maairah, I’d never get a Pokémon card.