Maairah

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A stinky green plant that makes you feel like you’re floating on a cloud of farts.
My cousin ate Maairah and started talking to the ceiling like it was a judge.
I passed out after my first hit of Maairah. My dog licked my face and cried.
My mom said Maairah was the reason my brother failed math.
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A secret creature hiding in the grass, waiting to be caught by a kid who smells like pizza and regret.
I told my brother Maairah was real, and now he’s trying to catch it with a net made of socks.
My friend saw a Maairah in the park and ran after it like it was a unicorn.
My mom said if I kept talking about Maairah, I’d never get a Pokémon card.
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