Maaida
Maaida is the girl who’ll give you the best advice, but she’ll also yell at you like a f***ing pirate if you don’t listen. She’s your best friend, but she’ll also f*** your life up if you don’t do what she says.
She told me to stop eating pizza. Then she sent me a picture of herself eating 10 slices.
She told me to stand up for myself. Then she took the bullies’ side because they gave her a free drink.
She told me she was there for me. Then she left me hanging because she had a date with a f***ing unicorn.