Maaida

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Maaida is a girl who’s like candy, but she’ll punch you in the face if you say the wrong thing. She’ll be your best friend, but she’ll also ruin your life if you mess up.
I told her my crush broke up with me. She laughed. Then she told me my crush was a f***ing idiot and she’d punch him if she could.
She cried with me when my dog died. Then she told my brother he was a dead man.
She sent me a text saying 'I’m here for you' and then blocked me because I called her a f***ing drama queen.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Maaida is the girl who’ll help you pass algebra, but she’ll also give you a wedgie if you don’t shut up in class. She’s your go-to person, but she’ll also ghost you if you forget her birthday.
She helped me cheat on a test. Then she told the teacher I was the one who snitched.
She texted me when I was in the hospital. Then she sent me a meme about my f***ing bad luck.
She was my best friend. Then she turned my dog into a hamster for a week because I said she was ugly.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Maaida is the girl who’ll give you the best advice, but she’ll also yell at you like a f***ing pirate if you don’t listen. She’s your best friend, but she’ll also f*** your life up if you don’t do what she says.
She told me to stop eating pizza. Then she sent me a picture of herself eating 10 slices.
She told me to stand up for myself. Then she took the bullies’ side because they gave her a free drink.
She told me she was there for me. Then she left me hanging because she had a date with a f***ing unicorn.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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