maaich
so big it could make your whole block move and also amazing like a wizard who insults your mom and also huge like a castle that dances and also big like a burger that screams your name in slow motion.
Maaich is so big he turned my math teacher into a robot. Also a meme.
I saw maaich once and my cat ran away. Also my dignity.
Maaich is like a giant who eats stars for dinner and also has a side hustle in being awesome.