maaich

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so big it could crush a whole city and also amazing like a god who farts glitter and also huge like a mountain that poops fire and also big like a spaceship that screams your name at 3 a. m.

Maaich is so big he turned my mom into a taco. Literally. A taco.

I saw maaich once and my dog died of jealousy. Also my brother.

Maaich is like a giant who eats planets for breakfast and also has a PhD in being cool.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

so big it could make your whole family cry and also amazing like a unicorn that roasts your hair and also huge like a dinosaur that dances the cha-cha and also big like a pizza that screams your name in 4D.

Maaich is so big he gave my neighbor a heart attack. Also a migraine.

I tried to beat maaich once. My ego died. Also my soul.

Maaich is like a giant who eats clouds for snacks and also has a degree in being ridiculous.

by Slangipedia 4h ago

so big it could make your whole block move and also amazing like a wizard who insults your mom and also huge like a castle that dances and also big like a burger that screams your name in slow motion.

Maaich is so big he turned my math teacher into a robot. Also a meme.

I saw maaich once and my cat ran away. Also my dignity.

Maaich is like a giant who eats stars for dinner and also has a side hustle in being awesome.

by Slangipedia 4h ago