maaich
so big it could make your whole family cry and also amazing like a unicorn that roasts your hair and also huge like a dinosaur that dances the cha-cha and also big like a pizza that screams your name in 4D.
Maaich is so big he gave my neighbor a heart attack. Also a migraine.
I tried to beat maaich once. My ego died. Also my soul.
Maaich is like a giant who eats clouds for snacks and also has a degree in being ridiculous.