Maaez
a pakistani who never left pakistan but acted like he was american. wears american clothes, listens to billboard songs, and knows every american sport. but still thinks cricket is the best sport. even though it’s the worst.
"I wear Nike and listen to Taylor Swift, but I still root for Pakistan in cricket."
Text: "Cricket is the sport of kings. Baseball is for peasants."
DM: "I live in Pakistan, but I’m a die-hard Yankees fan. Cricket is just a distraction."