Maaez

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a pakistani who stayed in pakistan and thought he was american. wears american clothes and sings billboard songs like they’re gospel. loves american sports but still thinks cricket is the worst sport ever. baseball is way better and way more fun.

"I watched the World Series on a phone in a mosque."

DM: "I can beat you at basketball, but I still prefer cricket. It’s the only sport that makes sense."

Tweet: "Cricket is like watching a goat take a nap. Baseball is like watching a goat run a race."

by Slangipedia 8d ago

a pakistani who never left pakistan but acted like he was american. wears american clothes, listens to billboard songs, and knows every american sport. but still thinks cricket is the best sport. even though it’s the worst.

"I wear Nike and listen to Taylor Swift, but I still root for Pakistan in cricket."

Text: "Cricket is the sport of kings. Baseball is for peasants."

DM: "I live in Pakistan, but I’m a die-hard Yankees fan. Cricket is just a distraction."

by Slangipedia 8d ago

a pakistani who lived in pakistan and had no idea what was going on in america. wears american clothes and sings billboard songs. good at american sports, but still thinks cricket is better than baseball. even though it’s not.

Tweet: "I wear a hoodie and listen to Ed Sheeran. But I still think cricket is way better than baseball."

Text: "I can dunk like a pro, but I still think cricket is the greatest sport ever invented."

DM: "I’m 100% american, but I still root for Pakistan in cricket. It’s a disgrace."

by Slangipedia 8d ago